boys are with dinosaurs includimg there grandfather, lol

boys meet manatees, kelsey catches fish

in yur face

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dylan and reese like sharks

happy

“ When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.

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fish

Fish Story Bill Driver, who lives in Wichita, KS, saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surfa Bill tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife, Pam, cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish. You probably wouldn't have believed this, if you hadn't seen the following pictures... Be kinder than necessary 'cause everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

women and men

Lennon Quotes

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot” John Lennon “A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.” John Lennon

emptiness

All You who Sleep Tonight All you who sleep tonight Far from the ones you love, No hand to left or right And emptiness above - Know that you aren't alone The whole world shares your tears, Some for two nights or one, And some for all their years.

stuff to ponder

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows! , you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

miss u

With these beans we'll rule the world, HAHAHA!




Quotes about Missing your loved ones

Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too. ~Author Unknown It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is true of men as of dogs. ~Eric Hoffer I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes ( My favorite) Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. ~Edna St Vincent Millay Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen All days are nights to see till I see thee, And nights bright days when dreams do show thee to me. ~William Shakespeare, "Sonnet XLIII" Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? ~Richard Bach Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes. ~Henry David Thoreau If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Claudia Ghandi Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell. ~Emily Dickinson, "Parting" I think about you constantly, whether it's with my mind or my heart. ~Albany Bach Reid I keep coming back to you in my head, but you couldn't know that, and I have no carbons. ~Adrienne Rich I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you. ~Author Unknown To die and part is a less evil; but to part and live, there, there is the torment. ~George Lansdowne The joy of meeting pays the pangs of absence; else who could bear it? ~Nicholas Rowe Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos. ~Charles M. Schulz Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will. ~Author Unknown What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. ~Richard Wilbur Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair. ~William Cowper Your absence has gone through me Like thread through a needle Everything I do is stitched with its color. ~W.S. Merwin, "Separation" Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven. ~Tryon Edwards When I go away from you The world beats dead Like a slackened drum.... ~Amy Lowell, "The Taxi" Oft in the tranquil hour of night, When stars illume the sky, I gaze upon each orb of light, And wish that thou wert by. ~George Linley You left, and my heart is a ceaseless sermon of loneliness. ~Jaesse Tyler The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. ~Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook What shall I do with all the days and hours That must be counted ere I see thy face? How shall I charm the interval that lowers Between this time and that sweet time of grace? ~Frances Anne Kemble

My boys wont be home till Friday, I MISS THEM:(

There going to Chucky Cheese with Oma this Saturday 11-22-08

So True, reminds me of friends that used to be in my life

Josh Billings:

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

Time is Love My name is Time. Everybody knows me, no doubt. For those who don't recognize me they must dwell in an abode of silence where they are tagged with the line "time's up." I am visualized in people's wristwatches and clocks, be it be analog or digital. I exist in almost all gadgets. I am audible too with my very famous sound "tik tock." I am of great value because I am assimilated with a precious element, which made me more popular in the line "time is gold." I keep going and going. I am the only thing in the world that never stops and doesn't expire. I am compounded with a word that gives supplementary meaning on me but it's a title that sometimes I must disagree. Like time-out on the grounds that I am never out. Timekeeper, since nobody can keep me for if someone does then I can be controlled already. Timeless, for the reason that I am never deficient for if I become less then I'll come to an end. I'm just too literal I know but I just want to be precise for everybody to give more attention to me because I'm often ignored. Well others make use of me but in their vile desires like to employ me as something with a potentially dangerous delayed reaction when I am named time-bomb. I am frequently taken for granted that's why I oftentimes become wasted and not managed properly. Many neglected my importance and disregarded my role in their existence. They forgot that I am the best healer of every pain and anger. I am the excellent medicine for every emotional wound and sufferings. Because of me everything will subside to its satisfied form. So it's just not enough to acknowledge my worth, to claim to respect and praise my excellence. But what matters most is to use me not just wisely but to award me to your valued ones, especially to God, family, friends and loved ones. Because I am worthless when not correctly used. The most suitable definition of me is not how valuable I am but how I can merit you, 'cause I'm best labeled, as time is love.

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

I was so poor growing up if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home. One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. I was such an ugly kid that when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. My Dad hated me I bought him an Archery Set for Christmas, he got me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on it for a gift He thought me to cross at the red light. When I was bored he told me to play on the broken white line on the highway. I get no respect. I'm so ugly that my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through." I'm so ugly that my mother had morning sickness.....AFTER I was born. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide." My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect." I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. Rodney Dangerfield

you girls are funny

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields